You know you want to see “Kong: Skull Island.” You just want me to tell you whether you will regret it.Absolutely, you will not. But you might feel like escaping before it is all over.There’s a island cloaked in a perpetual storm system, located in the South Pacific’s equivalent of the Bermuda Triangle.Professor Bill Randa (John Goodman, looking ominously like Steve Bannon) and Yale graduate student Houston Brooks (Corey Hawkins of “24” and “Straight Outta Compton”) have a …