CBA’s ‘Lying’ annual Bar Show delivers up some funny truths

Opening Statement

By Julian J. Frazin

Julian J. Frazin, a retired Cook County circuit judge, has written several musical theater works, two illustrated children’s books and music lyrics.

Posted November 21, 2019 3:38 PM

As the year draws to a close, it becomes abundantly clear that 2019 had to be an especially difficult one for comedy writers — political comedy writers in particular.That is surely the case for the writers of The Chicago Bar Association’s lawyer-driven social and political satire, the Bar Show, which runs at the Merle Reskin Theatre, from Dec. 5 to 7.With Donald Trump occupying the news 24/7 and being the constant subject of the jokes on all the late night and comedy shows, it has become harder and harder for …

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